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EBook Promotion

8 Jul

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Plus I have a huge secret to tell you and it maybe hard to believe this but I NEVER CHANGED MY DIET and by no means do I eat healthy. After using this product and seeing a dramatic change, it gave me the motivation to get back into reading Happy and Blue 2 and live a healthier life style. I’m a firm believer in what Happy and Blue 2 offers and will be a dedicated client for life!”


Midge

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Disclaimers:
*Fast is a relative term. You may be able to read the stories in this ebook “fast” or you may have other things going on in your life and it may take you far longer than 15 days.

**Free is also a relative term. To get the free ebook you need to sign up for the free newsletter. Which is also free. You can freely cancel your subscription to the newsletter at any time just by clicking on the link on the bottom of each newsletter. Of course that will make me sad. But that’s my problem..

***These results aren’t normal. Most people don’t exercise for 6 hours each day like these testimonial people do. So unless you plan to exercise like a banshee you likely won’t achieve the same results.

1: To eliminate 1000 calories you will have to read the stories while not eating. Just sitting there reading the story won’t work either. You have to be doing something to burn calories. Like jogging.
Jogging a marathon distance while reading will result in faster weight-loss BTW.

2: This product will boost energy levels if you are really depressed and then the story makes you laugh. People always feel more energetic when they are happy.

Editors note: This is only on the blog because I was looking at an ad for some weight loss product and I had been amusing myself by changing it for my ebook. It was in draft mode so I could see it when I hit publish by accident.
Since anything that is “published” appears on my RSS feed even if I delete it I just left it on my site.

The Mice, The Fox And The Birthday Story

8 Jul

The Mice, The Fox And The Birthday Story

After gathering up all their gifts the mice headed down the path that led to the other side of the pond.

“I hope Squeaky likes my gift” said Grandpa Mouse. “It’s so hard buying something for a one year old”

“I love Birthday parties” squeaked the other mice in unison. Or at least that’s what I think they squeaked. Mice are always squeaking and it may have been just random squeaking because a butterfly had landed on Grandpa’s back as he was whining.

“I hate Birthday parties! They’re so stressful. And so far from home. My legs hurt. Someone get that giant bug off my back” continued Grandpa. Rather loudly as well. I think he was going deaf so he spoke quite loudly.

“Who wouldn’t want wheat seeds?” replied Momma Mouse. “Now try to be quiet. The fox lives near hear and I don’t want him to find us.”

But of course it was to late. Freddie Fox had heard them and was waiting for them when they rounded the first turn on the path.

“Hello mice” said Freddie. “Who’s going to be my first snack today?”

Of course all the mice looked in Grandpa’s direction. A few even pointed and whistled at him.
Grandpa didn’t see them though. He was spinning around in circles trying to get the butterfly off his back. .. Is this the end of Grandpa??

The Truth About Blogging Success

8 Jun

I get two days a week off. If I want to take vacation I do so by requesting time off and , if approved, take the time of at no pay. Sick time is also unpaid time where I work.

I’m not telling you this to get pity. I chose this job. It’s pretty standard in private business to have these kinds of “benefits”..

And I’ve also spent the majority of my working life in a Government job that gave me paid sick time and 4-6 weeks paid vacation a year, etc..

The reason I’m even mentioning any of this is that I blog.

Blogging is different from having an offline job. Even people who blog for social reasons are expected to post daily or at least several times weekly, every week, 52 weeks a year.

We are under the impression that if we stop for just a day or two that we will lose our readers.

The expectations for business bloggers is even higher. Not only will the business blogger lose his/ her readers but they will lose credibility and their business will fail.

Business bloggers are expected to keep a posting schedule, be active daily in Twitter, Facebook, etc, produce products, do promotion and marketing, deal with mounds of email, do guest posts, create unique content, give away things, build a list, write a newsletter, create forums and paid sites, et.al..
Couple that with the fact that the longer one continues the more readers one attracts, the more comments and emails one has to deal with, the more demands on our time…..

The current model of blogging is doomed to failure for almost all bloggers. Which is probably why most bloggers, even successful business bloggers, seldom last for more than a year or two. (more…)

Are You Making a Difference

28 May

Are You Making a Difference

Part of the time Zimble had a reason for what he did and part of the time he didn’t. Life seems to be quite random at times. Do this, don’t do this. It often didn’t seem to matter.

Some people, like those living in Mosolo for example, had fewer choices. When you have nothing you must continually work to survive. There is only one choice.

But Zimble didn’t live in Mosolo. His choices seemed unlimited.
And that was the problem.

When it really doesn’t make a difference whether you do one thing or another then doing nothing is as good an option as all the rest. (more…)

History Fails Me

24 May

History Fails Me

Life can be frustrating. Pulling us in several directions at once.

I am currently in that position..

My house renovations are somewhat complete. At least the parts that outside workers needed to do for me.
But of course that leaves the aftermath for me to complete.
There is electrical work to finish- some lighting, plugins, switches..
There is some painting for me to do- doors, window trim, wall touch ups
There are other accessory pieces that need to be completed- a list that seems to remain at about 30 items on the go at all times- a do one, find another kind of thing.

There is yard work to do
Spring is here and there are plants to finally plant
There is a deck that needs to be painted
There is a driveway that needs it’s yearly touch ups.
Grass to cut
Trees to trim And that’s not all..>>

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