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After gathering up all their gifts the mice headed down the path that led to the other side of the pond.

“I hope Squeaky likes my gift” said Grandpa Mouse. “It’s so hard buying something for a one year old”

“I love Birthday parties” squeaked the other mice in unison. Or at least that’s what I think they squeaked. Mice are always squeaking and it may have been just random squeaking because a butterfly had landed on Grandpa’s back as he was whining.

“I hate Birthday parties! They’re so stressful. And so far from home. My legs hurt. Someone get that giant bug off my back” continued Grandpa. Rather loudly as well. I think he was going deaf so he spoke quite loudly.

“Who wouldn’t want wheat seeds?” replied Momma Mouse. “Now try to be quiet. The fox lives near hear and I don’t want him to find us.”

But of course it was to late. Freddie Fox had heard them and was waiting for them when they rounded the first turn on the path.

“Hello mice” said Freddie. “Who’s going to be my first snack today?”

Of course all the mice looked in Grandpa’s direction. A few even pointed and whistled at him.
Grandpa didn’t see them though. He was spinning around in circles trying to get the butterfly off his back. .. Is this the end of Grandpa??

Part of the time Zimble had a reason for what he did and part of the time he didn’t. Life seems to be quite random at times. Do this, don’t do this. It often didn’t seem to matter.

Some people, like those living in Mosolo for example, had fewer choices. When you have nothing you must continually work to survive. There is only one choice.

But Zimble didn’t live in Mosolo. His choices seemed unlimited.
And that was the problem.

When it really doesn’t make a difference whether you do one thing or another then doing nothing is as good an option as all the rest. (more…)

It’s not really known when the first todo list came into existence. But like most things of significant scientific importance without the todo list mankind, and to a lesser extent womankind, and to an even lesser extent dog and cat kind would never have survived.

Of course inanimate objects survive quite well without todo lists but they use complex calculus ( scientific speculation as most science is) to keep themselves organized. And in man, woman, dog and cat kinds defense things like rocks and clouds and such have been around far longer than we have so they have had more time to evolve into higher beings than we have.

But in the animal and bird and plant kingdoms life without the todo list is unimaginable.

The best feature of a well thought out todo list is that once something has been written down we don’t have to actually do it.

It’s on the list. We are going to do it. Someday. Not today of course. And certainly not right away.

If we did it right away we would have nothing to do. It would be done.

To the best of my knowledge no one has created a todone list where we only list things that we have already done. And even if they did having to record what we have done would require a todo list of todone items.

So we are stuck with just a todo list.

It’s an endless cycle really.

We create a todo list and as we do the things on the list they are replaced by new todo things.

I needed to write a post for my site so I added it to my todo list. And when this was done I crossed it off. And then I added a new todo item to write another post for my site.
See, it’s endless…

To quote Shakespeare in his original draft of Hamlet:

To do a list of todo items, or not to do: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous todo items,
Or to take arms against a sea of forgotten stuff,
And by opposing end them? To die: todo ;
No more; and by a todo to say we end..

I suppose if Shakespeare felt so strongly about todo lists it must be necessary for we regular humans as well.

So, today’s question is:
1) What do you have to do today?

It was a dark night as nights often are. At least in Canada where I live. Well, except for the North Pole where it’s often either dark in the day or light at night depending on the season.

But where this story took place it was normal. So the night was dark. Not like in the wacky North Pole where anything goes with light and dark.

Keddie had slept through the dark night. As is often the case.
And now it was morning and the Sun was shining so he woke up. As is often the case as well.

“Well, it’s back to work for me.” said Keddie in a booming voice.

“Shut the @#$%$% up you loud @$$!!$.” said his wife Lettie. Was Lettie kidding or is she really mad..>>