Chain Posts

13 Feb

Do you want your blog to be popular? Do you want it to be so popular that people quit calling it a blog and start referring to it as a site? Do you lack the knowledge to make it popular?

Well, if you do want to be popular then fear not. I will explain exactly what you need to do to reach that goal.

There are a lot of “buzzwords” out there made up by people who are trying to steer you in the wrong direction to get more traffic to your site. Seriously “buzzwords” sounds like something that a bee would come up with. And what do bees know? Nothin honey..

Here is the foolproof way to get lots of comments.

Create a chain post system.

“Whaaaaat???” you ask..

A chain post is exactly like a chain letter. You remember those don’t you?
Someone sends you a letter (using email) and says that you will be lucky if you forward the email to 10 of your gullible friends.

And if you don’t forward the email then you will break the chain and you will rip the crotch out of your pants while you are giving a presentation to the board of directors or something. And everyone will laugh at you. And your new name with the organization will be Mr.( or Mrs, Miss,Ms., et.al) LOSER..

“So what does that have to do with my blog posts?” you ask.

Well, everything of course.

Create a chain post. Include a note at the bottom that says:

If you get 10 of your gullible friends to comment on this post you will be lucky.

And if you don’t get 10 of your friends to comment on this post then you will break the chain and you will rip the crotch out of your pants while you are giving a presentation to the board of directors or something. And everyone will laugh at you. And your new name with the organization will be Mr.( or Mrs, Miss,Ms., et.al) LOSER..

Simple isn’t it.

What are your thoughts?

ps: If you get 10 of your gullible friends to comment on this post you will be lucky.

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