Happy the Bunny That Wasn’t
20 Nov
Happy wasn’t happy.
It wasn’t really his fault. Life tends to suck for all living things. And rabbits have a particularly sucky life at times, what with all the running away from things that want to eat them.
But Happy was supposed to be happy. That’s what his name said he was. Kind of like how we expect someone named Dick to be somewhat of a…well, you get the idea.
So Happy did what other rabbits did. He ate lettuce and listened for stuff that might be a danger to him, and he hopped around, and pooped a lot. Vegetables tend to do that to rabbits. And people too.
So use restraint with the vegetables if you are going somewhere where pooping is an annoyance to others.
Like if you plan to visit me.
But mostly Happy wasn’t happy. He saw a psychiatrist about it quite often but it didn’t help.
The rabbit psychiatrists tended to just sit there chewing on a carrot and didn’t ask questions.
And the human psychiatrists tended to ask a lot of questions but they don’t speak rabbit so the questions seem to fall on big furry ears.
Anyways, Happy lived a long and depressing life.
But other rabbits with different names seemed pretty happy most of the time so I guess things work out in the end.
So today’s question is:
1) Do you eat a lot of vegetables?
I call myself a vegetarian, but it’s sorta like how the bunny is called happy.
If you were a vegetable, which one would you be?
I would like to be a vegetarian. If only vegetables didn’t taste so horrible.
If I was a vegetable I’d be a potato. And yes, I did give my answer a lot of thought.
Not exactly sure what I was thinking about when I came up with potato. But my mind was racing a mile or 1.6 kilometers a minute at the time.