My Latest Movie Idea
8 Jan
Most people don’t realize I’m quite the play writer. So, I thought I’d let everyone see a sample of my work.
Watch for it in theaters everywhere.
Or just go on with your lives. That’s probably a better thing to do..
Anyways, here’s a summary so you can be in the loop when it comes out.
BTW, I am using headings because Keith of Business 3.0 suggests it’s a great way to make skimming posts easier. I also included a picture with my post that he frowns on, but look, I’m artsy that way so sorry or something…
Introduction and Opening Stuff
“I don’t know why bugs never get fat” said Julo as he watched some ants running back and forth across his sidewalk.
“They don’t do anything” he continued as the ants continued to scurry back and forth.
“Lucky ants. You do nothing all day and I eat donuts and gain weight”
“Look at that big fat guy sitting there eating donuts” said one of the ants, who was also an aunt, to another ant.
“He just sits there all day eating donuts and he can gain weight easily” she continued.
“I run back and forth gathering food all day and I can’t even put on a micro ounce ( which is the ant’s equivalent of a lot of weight I suppose)
Action Part
While the two of them were thinking about how the other was so lucky Julo picked up a fairy god rock by accident and started rubbing it.
And poof and begora the fairy god rock thing switched their bodies so Julo was the ant and the ant, who was also an aunt, became Julo.
“Cool” said both of them in unison.
In the next while Julo enjoyed his new body. Especially since he was a woman.
He became quite the slut ant.
And he remained slim no matter what he ate.
And the ant, who was also an aunt, enjoyed her new body. Being a man was an added bonus.
Especially since she really had never had sex before and still wasn’t getting any. Plus she liked donuts.
Concluding Scenes
After a series of boring adventures the fairy god rock thing figured they had learned their lesson so he turned them back into their normal selves.
This was a depressing time for Julo and for the ant. Who was also an aunt.
Both immediately required intensive therapy. But that’s for the sequel..
Julo went back to eating donuts and not getting any.
And the ant, who was also an aunt, couldn’t understand why so many guy ants, who may have been uncles, kept looking at her with lust in their antenna’s. Or whatever they look with.
I know that this switching body thing isn’t new. But, I’ve never seen it done with an ant and a fat guy so it should sell well to movie people.
Wish me luck. Not that I’ll need it.
And tell your friends to see the movie..


I’m not sure what to say
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I’m confused by the direction this play took as well..
I’m at a lost for words. You are so talented.
Ummm..maybe I’ll just bury this post under a bunch of other content tomorrow…
I’d delete it but I need all the posts I can get to keep up with you..