Water on the Moon
15 Nov
Due to the tremendous advances in bombing the crap out of things Scientists now have proof that there is water on our Moon.
This knowledge came after they the Scientologists, or whatever they call a group of science people, fired a rocket loaded with some explosive stuff into the Moon and broke a water main or something.
But, you are probably asking yourself, or perhaps me, what difference does that possibly make to us. We don’t live on that piece of rock in the middle of nowhere.
We live miles away on Earth.
Well, open your mind to the possibilities people. There are endless a few good uses for this information.
Humans are always searching for new brands of bottled water.
As your Mother always says “Don’t drink the purified water out of the tap..fish have been swimming in that water..Drink the water out of that plastic bottle that will end up in the ever increasing pile of garbage we humans seem insistent on destroying our planet with instead..”
Well, now there is a new source of water on the Moon. Probably fish free water that is just waiting for some smart Scientician to bottle.
Water and life go hand in hand. So, if there is water there must be some form of life on the Moon.
If there is life on the Moon it must be different from us. So we have a new source of life forms to make fun of, to blame for bad stuff happening to us and most importantly to bomb the heck out of before they bomb the heck out of us.
Plus we can steal their resources and such in the process and remake their world into a democracy so it’s win/win.
We can always use more space. And the Moon has a bunch of it.
Our world is getting to crowded. It takes forever to get to and from work, the mall, to fun stuff..
If we sent all the old people to the Moon it would speed up traffic flow and virtually eliminate all the “tsk, tsk..the young people of today are always doing X wrong..” comments in our current society.
In fact, anyone who is slow or whiny or just plain lazy could be sent to the Moon to live out their lives in condominiums or something.
They have water.
They just need bran flakes or something to eat. And since eating bran is kind of like eating dirt there is plenty of that on the Moon also.
There are many other great uses for this information other than the three great ideas I had. You can tell us yours in the comments.
Anyways, all hail the Scientology Community for finding water on the Moon.
I don’t agree with your religious beliefs but you do find some cool stuff.
And today’s question is:
1) Would you drink Moon water if it was available?
No. I just live life on the edge and drink tap water. Though, I do follow some advise a teacher once gave me…let the water run for a couple seconds before filling your glass to get rid of any sediments from old pipes, etc.
Forget about living on the moon; I’m still waiting for the time that we can go live in the ocean, like was talked about so much when I was in elementary school. I’m also can’t wait to fly my own personal flying machine, like the Jetsons.